I must be going senile, because according to the history books, there is a lot of stuff I remembrer that just never happened.

  • According to Topps Baseball Cars, Pete Rose is not the all-time king with 4,256 hits.
  • Lance Armstrong didn’t win 7 Tour de France titles.
  • Joe Paterno of Penn State is not the coach with the most wins in College Football (24 Bowl games and 409 total wins).
  • Barry Bonds never bested Hank Aaron’s all-time home run record.
  • Fashion designer John Galliano never received the Chevalier of the Legion of Honor award from Élysée Palace.
  • The Penn State Nittany Lions didn’t beat the Florida Seminoles in the 2006 Orange Bowl by a score of 26 to 23.
  • Reggie Bush never won the 2005 Heisman Trophy.
  • The Alabama Crimson Tide didn’t win a single football game between 2005-2007.
  • USC football Trojans never won the 2004 National Championship.
  • Pluto is not a planet.
  • And, maybe worst of all my favorite dinosaur of all time, the three horned Triceratops, never walked the earth.

Will the insanity ever end?

How can I go on?

Please, someone tell me that Mr. Duncan still invented the YoYo and the Donut!

Dr. Joe Miller (aka JR) is a Professor of Applied Theology and Leadership & Dean of Online Learning at Southern California Seminary. In addition, he is a church planter and coach for emerging leaders. Dr. Miller has a diverse educational background and authored multiple books on church history, biblical theology, and Leadership. Joe and his wife Suzanne enjoy the sun and surf with their 3 sons in San Diego, CA.

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