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The Committed Leader Survives Conflict

September 30th, 2008


Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. —Winston Churchill

Leaders know what it takes to survive conflict and win the prize.  The committed leader enters the battle, and risks everything, because he seeks the victory for God and for the people he serves.  

The two major arenas in which a leader must battle are the internal and external.  
First, James amplifies the importance of the internal battle.

James 3:12-4:1  Can a fig tree, my brethren, produce olives, or a vine produce figs? Nor can salt water produce fresh. 13 Who among you is wise and understanding? Let him show by his good behavior his deeds in the gentleness of wisdom. 14 But if you have bitter jealousy and selfish ambition in your heart, do not be arrogant and so lie against the truth. 15 This wisdom is not that which comes down from above, but is earthly, natural, demonic. 16 For where jealousy and selfish ambition exist, there is disorder and every evil thing. 17 But the wisdom from above is first pure, then peaceable, gentle, reasonable, full of mercy and good fruits, unwavering, without hypocrisy. 18 And the seed whose fruit is righteousness is sown in peace by those who make peace. 4:1 What is the source of quarrels and conflicts among you? Is not the source your pleasures that wage war in your members?

A leader will commit to win the internal conflict so he can lead with humility and wisdom.   A leader will commit to the fierce fight against selfish ambition.  The committed leader knows that victory will be demonstrated through his, or her, peaceful actions, gentle demeanor, and reasoned insight. 
Second, Paul details the external battle against those who seek to harm both the individual follower of Jesus and His Church.
Philippians 1:27-2:2   Only conduct yourselves in a manner worthy of the gospel of Christ, so that whether I come and see you or remain absent, I will hear of you that you are standing firm in one spirit, with one mind striving together for the faith of the gospel; 28 in no way alarmed by your opponents—which is a sign of destruction for them, but of salvation for you, and that too, from God. 29 For to you it has been granted for Christ’s sake, not only to believe in Him, but also to suffer for His sake, 30 experiencing the same conflict which you saw in me, and now hear to be in me. 2:1 Therefore if there is any encouragement in Christ, if there is any consolation of love, if there is any fellowship of the Spirit, if any affection and compassion, 2 make my joy complete by being of the same mind, maintaining the same love, united in spirit, intent on one purpose.

The committed leader embraces conflict without fear and conducts himself in a manner worthy of the Gospel.  He does not enter the battle alone, but strives against the enemy while relying on the strength of a unified Family that remains firmly committed to the purpose of Jesus Christ.

In the center of the whirlpool, 
while the waters rush around,
There’s a space of perfect stillness, 
though with turmoil it is bound;
All is calm, and all is quiet, 
scarcely e’en a sense of sound.
So with us—despite the conflict—
when in Christ His peace is found.

–Author Unknown

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Obama vs. McCain-Battle to the Death!

September 5th, 2008

Just when you thought the election couldn’t get any more exciting, this game comes along! I played today and you do not want to miss your chance. The game is like Risk on steroids. You choose to be Barack Obama or John McCain, build your campaign team, devise the winning strategy, and battle to the death!

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One Swingin’ Cat

September 3rd, 2008

The following video offers no teachable moments… offers no life lessons… just 16 seconds of one of my all time favorite funny videos! 

Warning: no cats were harmed in the making of this video… well, maybe one cat.
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All in the Faith with Archie Bunker

August 29th, 2008

From 1971 to 1983, Archie Bunker, played by Carrol O’Conner, became America’s most infamous icon of bigotry. Norman Lear, the producer of All in the Family, used Archie to create a caricature of what he perceived to be the typical white Christian Republican. The opening song to All in the Family lamented Archie’s desire for the “good old days” when men like him dominated the culture.  In watching reruns of this show, I noticed Archie Bunker has an amazingly consistent system of theology rooted mostly in half-truths. Here are some of the entertaining comments from Archie that illustrate well his populist faith.

Archie On Miracles
Michael:“There are no such thing as miracles.”
Archie: “Ah, what the hell do you know. To millions and billions of people the Bible there are plenty of miracles. Miracles are all through the Bible there. What about your story of Noah and the whale there. What about Sampson? He takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Philippines…
It makes a guy stop and think when he has been the victim of a miracle.”
Archie On Heaven
“Who’d want to go to heaven if it was filled with flys and dogs. You might as well stay in New York.”

 

Archie On Women
Archie: “Come on Irene, it’s a well known fact—men are worth more than women.”
Irene: “Archie, have you been reading playboy?”
Archie: “No Irene! The Bible.”
Irene: “The Bible?”
Archie: “In the Bible it says, ‘God made man in his own image.’ He made women after from a rib—a cheaper cut.”

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Archie: “Ya see this here. The holy Bible, buddy. The Good Book. You know what it says in there? Is says that a woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith’s cleavage belongs.”
Michael: “What is that? The Gospel according to Archie Bunker?”
Archie: “No buddy, First chapter of Generous.”

 

Archie On God’s Perfection

Archie: “I don’t wanna’ hear nuttin’ more about women’s problems. Jeez, you don’t hear men complainin’ about their problems, do ya’?”
Gloria: “That’s ‘cause men don’t have any problems compared to women.”
Archie: “And that’s God’s will, so forget it.”
Gloria: “You mean God’s mistake.”
Archie: “Hey! Hey! Hey! God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how he got to be God.”

 

Archie On Sin
“Read the story of Adam and Eve there. Adam and Eve, they had it pretty soft out in paradise. They had no problems. They didn’t even know they was naked. But Eve, she wasn’t satisfied with that. See. Then one day against direct orders she made poor Adam eat that apple. God got sore, he told them to get their clothes on and ‘get the hell outa’ here!’”

Archie On Race & Leadership
“We ain’t got a black president yet Jefferson because God ain’t ready for that yet. That’s right, God’s gotta’ try it out first by making a black Pope and he ain’t done that yet.”

Archie On Agnostics
Michael: “It’s very simple Mrs. Bunker; I’m an Agnostic.”
Edith: “Oh, you mean you want a Rabbi.”
Archie: “It’s worse than that Edith. I think it means he can’t have kids.”

Archie on Seeing God

The following clip features Archie trapped in the basement. He has been drinking and he thinks the voice he hears is God coming to save him. In the end, he is more than surprised that the man who comes does not fit his image of God.


Postlude
Archie was funny caricature who, for some people, depicted the root cause of social injustice in America. For men like Norman Lear and Rob Reiner (Michael “Meathead” Stivic) Archie was, and is, an accurate portrayal of Christian ignorance.  For me, Archie Bunker offers the following lessons.
  1. Archie Bunker is a strong reminder that, for better or for worse, everyone is a theologian.
  2. Archie Bunker is an excellent reminder that too many people have a theology rooted in ignorance or immersed in hatred; and the Bible is only an excuse to hold onto their racial bigotry or justify their brand of politics.
  3. Archie Bunker is a humorous reminder that we must not remake God in our image, but allow the Spirit to remake us in the image of Jesus.
  4. Archie Bunker is a sad reminder that too much of human theology is imposed on the Bible instead we must allow the Bible to transform our theology.
  5. Archie Bunker is a good reminder that we should stop longing for the good old days, and start living for the day of the Lord.

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